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Sunday, September 10, 2006
  fun in the car with the morgan family...

Katie: Ew, quit it, that's disgusting
Ian: What?
Katie: Ew, MOMMY!
Jenn: What? Oh, hey buddy, we don't put toes in our mouth.
Ian: Why?
Katie: Because it's gross
Ian: But it tastes EZACKLY like my 'fumb! 

Thursday, September 07, 2006
  the thought that went through the head of every woman in Manhattan this morning...

"Well, it's been chilly all week, but today it's going to be 85... it may be the last nice day before fall starts... now... let's see... where did I put the shortest, sluttiest skirt I own?"

Jesus... 

  a message to the model-type chick who only briefly took off her giant dark sunglasess on the subway...

Holy shit, woman... are those dark circles from all the sleeplessness and heroin, or are they bruises leftover from the nose-job? 

  12. across (4 letters) shut the ____ up...!!

There are few things that people do on the train that annoy me more than DOING THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE TOGETHER OUT LOUD!! Jesus Christ people. "A divining rod is also a... do___ing... do... dolling rod? It's a dolling rod or something, right? Doh-? Dolling rod?"

DOWSING ROD!! IT'S A DOWSING ROD!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP IT!!! 

Tuesday, September 05, 2006
  "i" is for...

 








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This is my new weblog. (I hate the word "blog".) I'm not sure what I'll post here... mostly clever little observations and crabby rants about my day-to-day. Sound like fun? Yeah...probably not. But everybody else does it, and I wanted to grab the name "davemorgan" before one of the many others who share that common moniker. So... until I get tired of it... read... enjoy.



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